Sex Education in a Time Warp

Originally published in The Skinny Sometimes I get up in the morning, read the news, and wonder which century I…

Eating Out

When people think about food and sex, they tend to go down limited avenues of thought. There’s Aphrodisiac Avenue, where…

Go Forth and Fuck Yourself

Everybody does it. Me, you, your parents – even your grandparents did it, but probably with more guilt. That’s right,…

I Am Not A Naughty Boy

“You’ve been a naughty girl” “I’m such a bad boy” “I want to do terrible things to you” Anyone who’s…